this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That looks like a risky picture to take. Yikes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indeed this very much will send you to the afterlife bar and grill

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Connected to God’s WiFi, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

He used socks instead of bare feet because his patreons didn't pay for feet pics too. They really wanted him to slip... Lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

that's way scarier wtf. at least there weren't health / background / etc checks to get a bow and arrow

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know it's very easy to get a bow and arrow right? Even if you're a felon with mental health problems.

Live your dreams.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There is no restriction of any kind against owning a cannon, contrary to what the president has suggested.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is not true. If it's pre 1898 it's antique, beyond that it is classified as a destructive device and has a whole bunch of red tape. Anytime you see words $200 tax stamp it isn't easy to get.

And even a pre 1898 cannon is going to cost you $8k+ for a rusted out POS that will explode if you try to actually fire it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wait, what counts as cannon? Would it be illegal to conceal carry an unregistered 20mm auto cannon?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty much anything muzzle loaded. Even a single shot muzzle loaded rifle is “not a firearm”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You can buy a bow on Amazon with no ID. It's generally considered sports equipment

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

NSFW maybe? I almost reported this but I thought instead I’d just share that I REALLY don’t like this. Even though it’s supposed to be funny, my mind immediately goes to the hypothetical next picture of that guy dead with an arrow sticking out of his throat. Like that fucking video of a girl and her male friend singing in the bathroom with a gun… fuck I will never unsee that terrible thing. I can’t be the only one?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"And I don't, have a gun... and I don't have a gun..." _ Kurt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Accckkchtually.... They would fall on their own swords. Which also sounds terrifying

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How hard to you have to fall on a sword for it to pierce your skull?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not terribly. But in real life they placed the sword tip between their ribs to pierce their heart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fuck man, all you had to do back then was stay outside a little longer than normal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Back then it took some skills! And they had to get arrows from up the mountain! Uphill both ways in the snow!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Swords are more efficient /j

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Looks way more dramatic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"God-bless-ye cruel firmament "

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