this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

-Be anon

-Qt3.14 making obvious and repeated signals

-Get oneitis, picture our perfect lives together

-Do nothing about it because of crippling social anxiety

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alternative timeline:

-Be lonely anon

-QT3.14 repeatedly making blindly obvious signals

-"She's the one"

-Ask her out

-QT discovers Anon uses 4Chan

-Be lonely Anon

[–] StormRater 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon needs to take his meds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Viagra then

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

She's a jar of carbonara sauce, isn't she?