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[-] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

I don't do "quickies." With me, it's always long and drawn out. And just when you think it's over, it keeps. On. Going. A real slogfest.

Ladies?

[-] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago

Sounds like you'll burn your quiche cooking it like that

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Sounds like you'll burn your ~~quiche~~ coochie cooking it like that

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

At this point I'll take burned coochie over the typical raw dogging. No one likes being undercooked.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Damn mate you're a bull!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Fuck yes, you must use lots of cheese and double up on the pastry. I love it when every bite is so rich you have to take your time, even on one slice. God I want quiche so bad now.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

If you ask my fiance, I'm literally this oblivious sometimes

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I am too, I hope, otherwise it means my wife doesn't want nor love me anymore.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

.* searchs what's a Quiche *

uhmmm yomi. (I still don't know how to pronounce that)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

With english logic it would be something like "Kish", QU makes a K sound, CH is like SH in "short", E is silent.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

English logic is nonexistent lol. We're Dutch's weird cousin who spent too long in France and wears a Latin trenchcoat.

This is why American (I'm sure Commonwealth countries too, not so sure about other Anglophones) children learn so many little rhymes and word games that make fun of how many exceptions there are to every rule.

Quiche is a French loanword which are always extra fucked.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

You have to go over and teach her to say it right.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Well it is hard on the outside, creamy on the inside and doesn’t need to go in the oven for a long…

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Five years later I wake up screaming in the middle of the night after a dream gives me an epiphany

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