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[–] [email protected] 114 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

yeast infection is FAKE and made up by the government to stop us from pouring POP ROCKS into our pussies

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

My first thought as well.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago

Girlllllll! Your pussy is poppin'!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Love that sizlin' fajita-style puss!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I have religious objections to this comment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Shut it, gotta listen to these good tunes.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

So you want your vagina to burp and are willing to feed all the yeast and bacteria a bunch of sugar to accomplish it?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I do and I am tired of pretending I don't (I don't have a vagina)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Mentos + Coke makes for one hell of an enema.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Time to newspaper the splash zone like Patrick Bateman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn. Imma get real weird on xvideos later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Trying to make bread down there

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

What else would you call expelling carbon dioxide in a burst?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

I'm sure the GOP has a plan to do something about this.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Gonna hear that thang coming like a bowl of rice krispies

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's a really nice bike.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm down, as long as they're not banana flavoured.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do they make banana flavored pop rocks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

This isn't how I'd want to find out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What about banana creampie flavored

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA, TERRACOTTA PIE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

IS THERE A PERFECT WAY OF HOLDING YOU BABY??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I'll pass, thanks.