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[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago (4 children)

There should be a language called Cod. And coding could be Coding. Cute little fish mascot too.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would always pronounce it Codding if this were real

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Code snippets are “filets.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Too late, valve wrote the source engine over a decade ago and I'm still mad.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

"source code"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

There is Coq

[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (4 children)

IDEA isn't Java-only. Most of the other languages are available as plugins. IDEA is typically the go-to IDE for multilanguage projects.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Except .NET then you can use Rider which is pretty much IDEA but with added support for .NET, which makes it.. better..? Not sure.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Most of their products are like that. There are a lot of specific language support features in each one that may become available as plugins later on but not at the same pace or “fullness” as the specific product itself.

For example, PHPStorm has good JavaScript support but if you want really good Typescript support you should probably go with Webstorm.

Alternatively, I can totally write Rust code in Webstorm through the Rust plugin but I’m better off using CLion that has better support (or now RustRover which will be where all the latest Rust support features are added, although it’s still a preview product afaik).

Also worth noting though that there are indeed some “tiers”. Like Webstorm won’t support PHP but PHPStorm will support JavaScript/Typescript (again, not fully but enough to maintain a front end operating off your PHP backend)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

clion is also strictly separated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As it should be. The needs of a systems language are very different than the needs of a virtualized or interpreted one. I honestly don't see how people use a single IDE for every language but I respect their choice to do it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a few projects where parts are Java, parts are Go and parts are C. Having that in a single workspace can be convenient.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Even those I tend to open up in their specific IDEs when the time comes. It helps me separate the language but also the workflow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This. I use IntelliJ for Java, Kotlin, typescript, Python, HTML etc… it just does everything and does it better than other IDEs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I prefer phpstorm for multi language personally.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Or available in the paid version

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

as a python programmer.....^yes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

There's a big difference between IntelliJ and PyCharm.

IntelliJ is a Java IDE written in Java by people who are used to how Java works.

PyCharm is a Python IDE written in Java by people who are used to how Java works.

One of them is good.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could have been funny if you weren't comparing their generic plugin based IDE with one of the pre-set, python ones. The descriptions are fine.

This also ironically highlights exactly the horrors and the business model of the intellij IDEs but that's a rant for another day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IntelliJ IDEA isn't really more generic than PyCharm. It's a Java IDE built on the generic IntelliJ platform. You can load different language plugins in both.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It isn't more generic than its the same IDE but with presets and plugins loaded already. Thats the point, sorry if that was unclear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I mean IDEA has Java-specific stuff just like PyCharm has Python-specific stuff. As far as I understand, IDEA is just regarded as the default "catch-all" JetBrains IDE because it's the oldest and most well-known, and probably most closely linked to the IntelliJ platform which spawned from it in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

JetBrains IDE's summarized: Meme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe I'm a dumb chicken, is it similar to apk 😂 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Ah yes, an IDE for coding, as opposed to all those other things there are IDEs for