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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago

Bullshit. That's how fast travel IRL works.

  • drink until you black out
  • wake up somewhere else!
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

I dunno, man. Alcohol can have locomotive properties. If I drink enough, I magically wake up in whole new places.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've heard of cars running on alcohol as fuel. So technically it can take you somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

True. I live in Brazil and I run my car exclusively on ethanol. It's a biofuel made from sugar cane and thus is renewable and has a low carbon footprint.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

We dwarves are still working on using Wormhole Special to get planetside. Experiments continue.

Rock and stone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I guess they never tried to use the TatraTea teleport glitch

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Then explain that time I blacked out and woke up 4 hours later in a Jack-in-the-Box parking lot 30 miles away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They're both wrong. A lot of people need that pick me up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

People with brown paper bags on trains would beg to differ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

In that case you're using it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

never seen someone on twitter (x) with a snapchat pfp