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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Lol .... this reminds me of a survival drink my culture has out in the wilderness.

You make a batch of extra strong orange pekoe tea (you basically boil the tea bags for ten minutes) ... the tea is more like strong coffee .. then mix it with lard, flour and sugar.

Back then when people traded in wilderness posts, the main items you stocked up in was .... Tea, flour, lard and sugar ... so when you're out in the cold, around a fire and you have no time to cook or break camp, you made this survival drink because these are the foods you always carried.

It's call Tea Ploss .... and yes it tastes absolutely horrible ... but when you're cold hungry and tired, it's delicious.

If I drink it at home, I'd probably puke.... but leave me out in the bush for a day and around a fire in the cold, it feels good and reminds me of my parents and my old family.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pemmican always sounded awful to me. This sounds worse.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Tea Ploss is a relatively new invention that came with trading with Europeans ... it was something done out of necessity and something you built a taste for over time

Pemmican is thousands of years old ... it's absolutely delicious when prepared properly. And there are an endless variety of it depending on the region, dialect, environment and animal used ... my old family way up in Hudson Bay used smoked arctic char mixed with berries. The mix of salty smoked fish with a bit of sugary berries is unbelievable. No one makes it any more but as a kid I remember having it and it was like candy. When I think about it, it was like modern protein energy bars .... its filling, tastes sugary but with subtle tastes.

I have relatives and friends in far northern Canada in Inuit territory ... they enjoy raw fish and whale oil stuff and blubber ... those are definitely things you have to build a tolerance for.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The mix of salty smoked fish with a bit of sugary berries is unbelievable.

Can confirm. I sometimes have this when I smoke salmon.

Your talk of the far north has my imagination humming. I would love to visit up there someday.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ok pemmican isn't that bad. I never got all the sissies, it works like a charm out in the bush.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

when you’re cold hungry and tired, it’s delicious.

When you're cold hungry and tired shoe leather is delicious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This comment thread is just setting off memories for me like crazy today

My parents were born in the 30s in the bush way up in northern Ontario. They remember living through famines in the late 40s and early 50s. Yes in modern Canada, there are people who still remember surviving famines in the wilderness .. some of those survivors are still alive today. My late father said he remembers coming across families in the wilderness that boiled their moccasins to make a kind of soup to try to eat something. Women were so malnourished, they weren't able to produce breast milk, so they resorted to feeding babies fish broth, when they could get some.

So you are right ... when times are desperate ... shoe leather is actually delicious.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wow. I was being a little flippant, sorry. I didn't really consider that it might literally be true for some people.

Those are some amazing stories / memories. I can't imagine how difficult it must have been for your parents and others. Even thinking straight can be difficult when you don't have food. Add bitter cold to that (right?) and I'm impressed that they survived.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No need for apologies ... these silly conversations help us to connect and remind us of our human family.

I share my stories .... but it's also amazing to read the endless variety of other stories from so many other people in so many other situations in so many other times and places.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Thanks for sharing, really lovely to hear the stories!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

A true Italian coffee lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

To make mistakes is human. The bigger mistake would be to not take at least a sip of it...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you. I hate you so much right now 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I think its a thing in Finland.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This actually looks really good and I am depressed I do not have the cheese for it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think this is a problem with you being depressed making this look good, Brahpats.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I mean... you're not entirely wrong. Past couple weeks I've barely been able to get out of bed. Still looks tasty though. I want cheese but I don't have cheese money :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Looks the same going in as it does going out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Slow down there, fella. Parm spice lattes aren't until March.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait until this becomes a ironic trend and then people start actually liking it unironically.

[–] stephen01king 8 points 9 months ago

Cheese coffee already exists.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Was the mistake trying to add 10g of sugar to what looks like 4oz of coffee? 😅

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I was at the hospital once a few years ago visiting a friend there and I made friends with the nurses over several visits ... at one point, I offered to buy take out coffee as a little favour ... weirdest coffee order I ever heard. She was a little petite lady who asked for an extra large six cream, eight sugars ... when I ordered it at the local place where she normally got her coffee, they didn't use little packets .. the server just tilted the sugar jar and pushed eight 'sugars' into the coffee. The thing was more like a coffee flavoured milk shake.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

"Parmesan Cheese"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The morning ass-blaster

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

*Bass boosted slow-motion Roblox oof sound*

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Ya, by the fucktwat that put parmesan near the sugar. Seriously, wtf?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

But was it good?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

mistake?

i thought that's new feature