Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Also it's time for a new sign.
Would "No wheels" work?
Sorry wheelchair users...
...and prams
Some of you may not be able to access this place, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make
Sorry R2 series astromech droids.
Only 4 wheels, but not cars or ATVs.
Truck it is
Does not stop hovercrafts
Nope. Gotta be wheelchair accessible
Oh, right, and also walkers and mobility scooters. Darn.
"No wheels except on wheelchairs"?
You KNOW the first thing a student is going to do is put wheels on an old wooden chair, right?
malicious compliance, the best kind of compliance
The hacker mindset is to find the weakness in a system, and then exploit it to the maximum degree.
You could also use a pogo stick.
law abiding citizen