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Arcane overflow (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

The code is so old that their developers are already dead.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Exactly what I thought when I watched Doctor Strange and they talked about how spell is basically programming the world.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

At this point Bob Howard shows up from another ficton and hoses the chalk circle down with dilute sulfuric acid.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I could never be a wizard. Mess up code, get some error messages. Mess up a spell, get turned into a pile of goo, slaughtered by a demon, or transported to a hell dimension.