this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After I die, anyone who learns about it is expressly permitted to say, "Did he drop any good loot?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Only a single piece of string

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is hilarious. Unfortunately, one of my friends would think that I'm evil and satanic for doing this and would probably hate me. Superstition is a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The good part is you'll no longer care what anyone thinks!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if they're shittalking you on the ouija tho

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Then haunt them. It's a win-win.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

If my cancer ever comes back, I'm absolutely doing this. I'd even hit a law firm to send high quality sets along with my hand written notes to the handful of people that I think would appreciate the joke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Let us hope that you will find your friend instead of...well...something else...

And if you find something else, pray that they are benevolent...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha me too, so relatable