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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time he tries to smile it looks fake. Every single time. He literally does not know how to do one of the most basic of human expressions.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Yeah, this looks like constipation.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow, OP, are you the Natalie Portland of War Stars, D for Dendetta, and The Revengers??

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you! Yes! You may have also seen my academy award winning performance in Blank Swan

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

D: Doop-la! In da house, a humble derelict dude, cast decidedly as both do-gooder and devil by the delirium of Fate. This display, no mere disguise of dignity, is a dedication to the popular deal, now devoid, defunct. However, this dauntless description of a by-gone disquiet, stands densified and has dared to destroy these dishonest and deadly diseases displaying debauchery and deigning the demoniac disturbed and distraught disregard of desire.

The only decision is defilement; a dendetta, held as a direction, not defeasible, for the disbursement and decency of such shall one day defend the discerning and the distinguished.

De facto, this decoction of drivel deviates most diffusely, so let me simply add that it's my definite good honor to meet you and you may call me D.

Edey Hammond: What an amazing D. But you should buy the dictionary DLCs to improve your docabulary. Ah fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wow, this is ducking amazing!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

the delirium of Fate.

Could've stayed on brand by substituting destiny for fate

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I know it's just a meme but I would love to never lay eyes on this fucking piece of human shit ever again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Rhonda Sandtits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ronda Santis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Meatball Ron.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why does he always hold his arms straight down with his palms turned in and his fingers slightly spread like that? There's no way that's a natural posture, but he looks like that all the time. Did someone coach his posture to try to mimic Trump? Because it looks awful.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Apparently they both use lifts so maybe related to that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He looks like he's supper high but also met some friend from his parents' and he's trying to play cool.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

“Hey, girl. Looking good tonight. Want to go get some Thigh Food at the Thigh restaurant?”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

But they can wear heels

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ghoulish cunt

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

That what happens when you cram 2 inches of lifts in a pair of cowboy boots then stand for hours. Dude is going to be crippled after the race is over I swear

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh there's not enough wine or weed in the world

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I get rohypnol vibes from that dude.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is he pooping on stage? That's exactly how a toddler looks when he oopsies.

And then he started crying, right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Wait, before I introduce you, how do you pronounce thigh food?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lincoln project? I didn't know they do shit posts. That disappoints me.

Also fuck desantis and most other politicians.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's pretty much all they do. They've done nationally aired political shitpost ads.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I’m happy that they’re shit posting. They’re a bunch of flaming cunts that only appear to be sane because the massive exploding raging fire cunts that have taken over the GOP are so wildly worse. Once they get back in power they will be repressing women and minorities and handing out more tax breaks and “incentives” to the rich. This helps cement that, for one brief shining moment, they were almost - if accindentally- aligned with the good of the country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had to search Google "flaming cunts" to understand what you were saying.

I get it now.

I feel like my chakras aligned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] balderdash9 -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I made this post making fun of Amy Schumer's appearance (comparing her to a potato). Everyone in the comments told me it was mean and we don't have to make fun of people for their appearance.

The people on this website are internally inconsistent. I get that it's just a bunch of random people upvoting and down voting; but it makes it impossible to judge how your post will be received. Unless you're just straight pandering, there's a 50% chance you'll be downvoted for being too insensitive. Even if you see another post be successful doingthe same thing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Bro who gives a shit