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Finding the best stick (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That looks more freshly cut than found, but it is a nice stick.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

imo, that's kinda cheating. This would never be sanctioned by the international committee

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

While out walking, yeah I'd agree. While out in the yard doing yard work, though, I would argue its perfectly acceptable to shape any yard trimmings into good sticks if the stock is sound.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ya, I can't accept this as a submission for best stick.

OP is a phony, a big fat phony!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit that is one beautiful stick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How much to buy it? ..... If not for sale, where did you find it? .... I WANT ONE!!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You can't just buy a stick like that, half the magic of it is finding one yourself!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

It's a nice stick, but I can't get behind it unless I hear a nice whoosh sound when you swing it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

That is objectively the best stick.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If there are two things all men can agree are great, it's digging big holes and finding nice sticks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

When people say "boys will be boys," this is what they mean if they aren't assholes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

What the fuck that's a good stick

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

"wooooooahhhh ooohhhhh! Niiiiiiiice"

  • myself and my two boys
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Bastard stick

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's a nice fucking stick! Child me would keep that so adult me could enjoy it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Something made me upvote before reading anything. I think I want that stick

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

that the best stick i have ever seen

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Use it with honor, and the best lightsaber and swoosh sound effects you can muster

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Man this is one sick stick, I'm jealous!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Dude no way!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Pretty good looking stick. Not gonna lie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

that stick was forged by Dwarven Sticksmiths in a forgotten time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Surely it would be the elves

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Exstickibur!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Am I the only one that thinks it also looks like a giant pretzel stick, at least at the handle and cross guard bits?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Looks to me like you got a nice tang on that sword there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That's one fat ass marijuana stem