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The only time I'd ever gotten food poisoning was earlier this year when I ate at Applebee's. I puked for about two weeks straight afterwards. Wouldn't reccomend food poisoning to anyone.

Recently I ate trekking meal (one that needs only hot water to be prepared). It had salmon in it but it smelled like one of those surströmming fishes, needless to say i spitted out the food because it was very smelly and tasted like shit...`

That one time my neighbour gave us snacks for the family (idk had to do with new years eve and their culture or whatever).

gf didnt trust it so she wanted to throw it away, I tried one. It wasnt a bad snack. My gripe is that our walls are very thin thus you can hear everything even when a faucet gets turned on.

I later realized they dont wash their hands after taking a shit. I hear a flush and never hear the faucet turn on except when they have a visitor. I ate snacks made with doodoo hands 😭

Not a meal but I had a grab-n-go sandwich from a gas station that tasted very metallic. I threw it out the window after 1 bite.

Also my wife went on a pad tai kick except she messed up the recipe some how. She kept making it trying to fix her mistake but it kept getting worse. I finally just said, "I'm not eating this" and made something else. She had made it several times before and it had always been very yummy.

Don't know what happened.