this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I need a Guinan action figure

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With interchangeable hats!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Right!? Man, fuck rubber ducking, I'm on explaining my problem to Guinan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Also need a Ten Forward Playset!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Yeah! I just navigated that ethical dilemma with nuance while making sure to respect the dignity of everyone involved!"

"Hell yeah bro! This brings us one step closer to ending the senseless conflict that has plagued this playset for countless generations!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This is how Boimler and Rutherford play when they're out of holodeck time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Klingon diplomat: “Thank you, Picard, for helping us solve our disagreement”

Picard: “I win!!”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I want a Barclay doll, THANKS.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's already 12 bucks per Barkley, that was quick!

Edit: there's another offer scrolling down for 9 bucks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Inflation man, I remember when you could get 3 Barclays for a dollar. We use to ride our bikes to the corner store and make fun of the people who bought Duras

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

"So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the Ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of Barclay on 'em. 'Give me five Barclays for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I might actually buy and play with TNG action figures and playsets.

Playmates? Make it so.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's the future liberals want for our kids!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What the heck how do I not own these already. Who do I give my money to?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"I just serve him warm milk."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I swear, that Transfomers kid makes the same expression in every commercial he's in. Didn't anyone warn him about being typecast?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My God. I think I have that Barclay doll somewhere. I haven't thought about that in decades...0_0