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[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Stupid tip.

You don't need to exhale when your initial breath was taken at the surface - this is a requirement when scuba diving as you are breathing compressed air.

And the bends is an accent speed thing, not a holding breath thing.

Do walleyes go down to 50 feet?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

I would recommend to avoid taking your last breath at surface level, but instead take it 50 feet deep once you are completely submerged in water. The air is very wet down there, don't be surprised.

This has been taught to me by a life-long observation of walleyes, who never make this stupid mistake.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah previous reddit user here. Pretty OBVIOUS this is considering a breath is taken before exiting the vehicle at a depth of 50m. This is simple high school physics. Let me use chatgpt to write some kindve algorithm to help grow my ego:

p(z) = 1 atm + (1.2 kg/m^3)(9.8 m/s^2)(-50 m)

Ill check back for my up votes and await my reddit gold. /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

LoL love the touch of using chatGPT to write their response for them.

The lamest way to barely participate in a conversation but still expect praise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Previous MySpace enjoyer here. Dimensional analysis for the second part of your right-hand sum would be in kg•m-3•m•s-2•m = kg•m-1•s-2 which is indeed a pressure, so this must be true, as my many years of not doing any serious physics anymore tend to prove.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I miss myspace, with its music autoplaying and everything. But at least we still have each other

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you are trapped in your car 50 feet under water in a freezing cold lake, I believe the scientific term for this is being "majorly fucked"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Just a bit of an “oppsie whoopsie”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Remember where ya left yer tip-ups if ya need an easy way out, but if ya get there and there's already a pike on 'em, yer fucked, bud.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

This is why I keep jigs and three walleye plugs in my first aid box: a floater, a deep diver and a suspender. Threw all that other bullshit out so I could also fit my brush rod in there, too.