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[–] [email protected] 183 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Lol no one would've told Trump any of that even after he was elected

[–] [email protected] 91 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They probably gave him documents on it, but he's borderline illiterate so he wouldn't have touched them.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s why he still had classified documents after he left office. He couldn’t figure out what the big red letters “Top Secret” meant.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

He probably got it confused with "Pop Secret" and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

If the documents didn't say his name in the first couple of sentences, he wouldn't read them.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I'd be pretty sure the team around him would have been very careful about what information they gave him.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

They went through all this in Independence Day. "Plausible deniability."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

In order to learn anything about it, Trump would have had to have been curious about it, and since the subject is Area 51 and not Donald Trump you can be certain that it didn't cross his mind even once.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 11 months ago (4 children)

"Why the hell wasn't I told about this place?"

"Two words Mr. President, 'plausible deniability.'"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

First thing I thought of too. Love that movie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It's just so...entertainy

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Area 51 is real. Don't know if there's any aliens there, but I'm betting not.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The Roswell Incident was declassified as well. It was a weather balloon with a microphone attachment that was meant to listen to a certain layer of the atmosphere where nukes are loudest. I don't have the link as I'm on mobile.

I don't think the government would deny any extraterrestrial claims by the news during the cold war because it would scare the commies shitless if they thought the United States had alien technology.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

The US government has been caught spreading alien conspiracy theories. They were the ones supplying Paul Bennewitz with his bogus info to muddy the waters on the stealth craft they were working on at the time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If I remember the story correctly the balloon was, as you said, to detect nuke detonations. When it crashed the government lied because they didn't want anyone to know what they were up to.

That method of detection wasn't very effective anyway, we figured out much more reliable means of detecting nuclear explosions right on the ground using resonance, but it was pretty obvious the government was lying, so of course peoples imaginations went wild with conspiracies and the ufo thing was born.

It was (and still is) a great thing for the US government, it deflects from what's really going on and keeps the idiots busy chasing bullshit, and the enemies guessing as to what kind of tech they may really have. Toss them a bone once in awhile to keep the frenzy going and you have a reliable means of obfuscation for little to no effort.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Roswell was actually multiple incidents remembered incorrectly iirc

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7droUsVVRsNC3hCXQvd5ph?si=qRPRLKaaQWywq95fubt63Q

Good pod on the topic

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure they just work on go-fast shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

They used to. They moved that to a different base. 51 is little more than a convenient decoy for lookyloos now.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Bros, this is really easy: The US Air Force was developing all sorts of secret stuff during the Cold War, to keep it secret from, you know, the Russians.

When a secret spy balloon crashed in a public place in Roswell, the Air Force didn't answer any direct questions and when someone asked if it could be aliens, their reply was, "it can be whatever you want!"

Part 2: Everyone forgot all about the whole event for 30 years, because it was completely unremarkable. Then, after the Watergate scandal, everyone was super suspicious of the government, because one conspiracy had just turned out to be true. And one guy got on the radio and was like, "yeah well the government even has aliens, remember Roswell?" And nobody did, so then they retold the story in the most suspicious way possible and he sold a ton of books.

And that's where aliens come from.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

And that's where aliens come from.

When a mommy alien and a daddy alien love each other,

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And if we're being really honest, the government probably doesn't mind the alien conspiracy theories at all because by having a fake reason to hate the government you're distracted from the real reasons to hate them. People that focus on the fact that the government might be withholding information about aliens from them have a higher chance of forgetting about the government withholding things like healthcare, food security, student debt relief, public transportation, consumer rights, survivable minimum wages, etc etc.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The aliens were using an inflatable probe to monitor Earth's weather conditions.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It was above his security level.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This I can absolutely believe. You really think the entrenched MICC is going to give him access?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Correct, Truman was not allowed to know about the Manhattan project until it was already viable and needed to be known.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Truman became president on April,12 1945. He was given a full briefing on the Manhattan project on April 24,1945. That doesn't seem like he was being kept in the dark.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (8 children)

It was one of the most important and costly projects of the war, 12 days is a lifetime during a war quite literally. That's also ignoring the fact that the vice president was kept in the dark until after FDR died and Truman took office.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They didn't trust him so they never told him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

This. I bet half of his security briefings were just bullshit to make him feel important.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

On the bright side, this also disproves all the Qanon shit

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (13 children)

Did it need it?

At least alien life is a statistical near certainty. Intelligence, FTL, and a general willingness to be sneaky assholes about existing, not so much, but it's probably somewhere out there, compared to a prophet that makes 100 predictions and gets 1 right.

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[–] Honytawk 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There never were aliens at Area 51.

It was all just a ruse to cover up even more dark shit.

Think of things banned by the Geneva convention, like biological weapons, torture techniques, war crimes, ...

Making people think it is aliens makes it seem innocent by comparison.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

torture techniques, war crimes,

Wouldn't that be Guantanamo Bay?

The reason that people belived it was aliens is that people are stupid. Area 51 was a secret but not so much anymore. Now we know it was useful for secret projects like A-12. It's a convenient place to do test flights of secret shit.

[–] OpenPassageways 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The same Trump who didn't read intelligence briefings? They probably handed him one on day one that explained aliens and Area 51 are all real and he used it to wipe burger grease off his mouth while he was writing a Tweet with his other hand in all caps.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Woah, I forgot about least I could do. I used to read that all the time In high school.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Penny arcade is apparently also around, I saw something about them a couple months ago. And questionable content. Can't say I like the way any of their art styles developed but I'm impressed they kept any sort of readership for this long.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Aliens are glad to see you upvoting this meme.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well - didn't he try? If I am not wrong - the latest string of UFO / UAP reports started during the Trump presidency. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump was the one who asked the Pentagon to "show the people the aliens" - in hopes that it will change the nations focus from his own mental or moral disabilities. And the Pentagon has obliged - and showed people the aliens in all their glory. 👽

The result is that now we know much more about various optical illusions that happen in military binoculars, telescopes and such - than we did ever before.

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