Dad Jokes

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Sails are going through the roof.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

This one made me smile 😃

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That’s gold Jerry, gold!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Sometimes jokes belong on the poop deck, but this one is first class.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Water you talking about. We had to bail you out last week after you kept mixing up sailboats with yachts!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It's not a sailboat it's a schooner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

A lot of top tier dad jokes coming out of this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Steven Wright joke? I remember the joke, not sure who it was

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fun joke, but I have to wonder if any yachts actually have sails

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

There are sailing yachts, but usually they have the 'sailing' in the name