Why would I pirate kids?
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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you wouldn't download a child
Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
My chimney has never been swept
Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.
You decide
And that's why you need punctuation kids.
I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
Can't even give them away
And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.
Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.
You wouldn't download a kid.
You haven't tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?
I wish.
I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.
Why someday? Why not now
cause it take some months
It's like a really slow download. Dial up speeds.
I don't want kids, pirated or not.
The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!
RIP Brett
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Could be misunderstood, here's a comma for you: " , "
Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.
You wouldn't download a kid
No they're free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.
Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.
You wouldn't download a fridge
Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking
Isn’t that just called kidnapping?
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I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.
Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language
Kid-voice-144p.mp3.exe
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Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!
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All the comments are just pure gold.
The production value is better than GOT season 7
“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well
but orlando bloom needs a first mate
I'm not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials
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