Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by retrolasered to c/[email protected]

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They're portable-O mushrooms

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The pun is so bad it made me sigh. Top quality dad joke!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not lichen that one...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Moss we keep the puns going?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What can I say, I like my puns - I'm a fungi!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dont get it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Portobello is a type of mushroom

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God fucking dammit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You take that filthy unclejokes talk out of my dadjokes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That is the correct response.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought it was for sure because you were a fun-gi.