this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you're from New Zealand and you see this, is it like cannibalinception?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's only a slight difference, but we call the green stuff Kiwifruit and the brown stuff Kiwi. So it breaks the inception chain.

Americans are advised to use the long form of the fruit name here, to avoid inadvertently asking to eat our endangered national bird.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If you're not from New Zealand and ask for a Kiwi to eat, is it like cannibalinception?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's fucked up why would you show me this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That’s enough Lemmy for today. Going to put my computer in the trash and lay down on the grass in my backyard, look at some clouds for a while

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Curious thing: the kiwi fruit came from China to New Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

For that matter where the hell is Old Zealand?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

The Netherlands.

Edit: No, I was thinking of Zeeland. Zealand apparently is the English name for a Danish island.

Edit 2: While getting a pizza I wondered why the hell the English would call a place after a Danish island. So my first comment was correct after all. The Dutch named it after Zeeland.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A rollercoaster of discovery.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And I let y'all participate with that rollercoaster ride.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And we learned from that rollercoaster ride

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Possibly even made friends along the way?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Whoa, chill. We havent even had dinner yet !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I know where we can get some kiwi

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry KingJalopy. Read the sign

Sign: “No KingJalopys”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Story of my life

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

To make it more fun, there's always The Pincipality of Sealand as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Haha, yes. But with that I at least knew that it is on an old British sea fort from WWII. So that can't be the reason for New Zealands name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

not with that attitude!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wrote that? Shit. My mistake.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

No, you didn't, but it made me wonder if there's a new one where the old one is. Another person answered.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can someone describe what has beem posted? I would rather not click on the show button of NSFW content.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Kiwi birds eating kiwi fruits

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Cannibalism

(It's kiwis, the birds, eating kiwis, the fruit)