this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

The American one is the standard midwestern. We also have "Meww, y'all" and "EY! AHM MOOIN' HEEYA!"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

American one is - UNLOCK MOO SOUNDS WITH A SUBSCRIPTION AT ONLY 19.99/MONTH ACT NOW

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

HEY I’M MOOING HERE! (New York style?)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

It's only a vache if it's from the Vachier region of France otherwise it's a sparkling bovine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Meuglement pronounced Moo

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

A Møøse once bit my sister...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

A Møø once bit my sister

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Most Danish cow

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Swedish would be muu, but close enough

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And the pig says nöff-nöff. So cute!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Definitivt nära nog. Åtminstone inte Ø.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mu wey. Ya, salte del camino, al chile.

mexican_cow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Eh, puto! MUUUU!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Polish Cow: Tylko jedno w głowie mam

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I was waiting for that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Sweden : uwu

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the Canadian cow says "Moo, eh? Hooser!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We say "amoot". Or, "Meow? oh sorry, I meant moo"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Deutsch: Muuue (some silly dialects, actual german is very based)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eine Kuh macht Muh
Viele Kühe machen Mühe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

This guy cows

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Shazooooool

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

in Dutch: "Boe" (yes dutchie cows make the same sound as ghosts)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Just for context in Dutch "oe" is like the "oo" sound in English (or "ou" in French).

[–] balderdash9 1 points 11 months ago

Wagwan! You want me to bacc it in?