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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

I always love a good "I have achieved immortality" right before they die.

Sends everyone panicking, looking for the phylactery, warning people to keep their eyes out, "he's still out there", and yet the only thing left is the memory they're keeping alive with their paranoia.

I have watched a party get absolutely consumed by it. It was a blast getting to give the "While you hunted for a pawn that wasn't even on the table, I made my gambit" speech and have them realize what was meant with immortality.

Was even better when I pulled out notes on everything they theorized, and threw the Uber-BBEN of their own making at them. A twisted Frankenstein's Monster made out of their own thoughts, barreling down at them from the gaping maw of Hell. The only thing missing was someone trying to turn it into the Staypuft Marshmallow Man.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You don't know what I do for mankind. I was your god, even if you couldn't see it. By killing me, you have doomed yourselves...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Oh shit, that's not good. I check if he dropped anything cool!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

"Just some worthless arm bracers. Just sell them for the Atium, they'll definitely not come up again"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gurren Lagann?

The Lord Ruler and the Spiral King are basically the same guy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I see. Your power has grown sufficient to outstrip my own. Hear this now, you will soon come to regret it. I will leave you with this warning: When the land overflows with a million apes, the moon will become Hell's messenger, and completely destroy the world of the Spiral.

Honestly with Toril's moon being a spelljammer port, this could be a good way to foreshadow an illithid invasion, although Toril has sentient life numbering in the tens of millions

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I like He Who Remains version:

"I'll see you soon."

Would be good for a lich with a second phylactery that the party didn't know about. Or maybe the phylactery they destroyed was just a decoy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe the lich is just an asshole and wants them to keep looking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

being an asshole is usually a cultural thing for liches.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

"I always knew you could do it. You're finally ready."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's awesome. Brennan has earned the right to be the DM approves meme.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Brennan is just great. Anything he DM's is a pleasure to watch.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I forgot the exact speech I used, but once I had the baddie that the party killed give a dying speech about how "Now they'll win, there's nothing to stop them now."

So they realized of course that there was some big evil thing that he was trying to stop. But... they were really bad at investigating, and after a couple bad rolls they were convinced he was some kind of heroic figure.

The guy was just racist. There had been a war in the neighboring country and there were a bunch of deep gnomes coming into the country as refugees and he hated them, and wanted to go on a big ol ethic cleansing. This was not a secret plot.

Had a few interesting interactions with NPCs after that with the party talking about how amazing the evil guy was when talking to some of the refugees. One of the players figured it out at that point but thought it was funnier to keep going, and had his character dedicate his life to fighting in his memory.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I think the best final words came from He Who Remains during the season finale of Loki, "see you soon".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

The classic, "Zanzibart, I've failed you" and now the party is wondering who the frig that is and his connection to BBEG

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

“Oh, what a world! What a world!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“When you hear the thunder, when the storm comes for you; remember me” –🍊

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I can't wait to use that song in my campaign

Even more so, that other song

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I think the best I can come up with on the fly is "You have defeated me. My only regret is not being able to stop them."

Gotta put the first part in so there is no mistake that he was talking about someone other than the party.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The way my group just dismisses all side action and hyper focuses on stopping the BBG, if I was DM I would make his speech reveal he was more of a good guy than the party, that his plan wasn't even evil, and had they taken the time to do more investigating instead of just following hearsay and rumors, they could have avoided so much bloodshed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That sounds like a pacing issue. Out-of-character the group might agree that there's a desire to do side plots, but in-character a (heroic) party that is aware of a great evil is going to take actions in the interest of stopping that evil, even if they're knowingly unprepared (plucky young heroes who win against overwhelming odds are the stuff of legend, after all.) This is why it's important to keep scope small at lower levels - as tempting as it might be to daisy chain a much bigger bad to a smaller one with a cryptic note or mysterious secret symbol so that you can do an "all according to plan" speech later, if you drop a plot hook, the players will bite on it with the force of a million industrial hydraulic presses and not let go until the whole mystery is unraveled.

Also, don't pull a grey-and-black gambit on the party unless it's what the plan was all along and the party has been aggressively ignoring the other bait. As a player, one of my biggest pet peeves is catching shit for doing what I thought the DM wanted us to do with the narrative they laid out. It's right up there with a "mastermind" villain who is obviously ass-pulling contingency plans when the players do shit the DM didn't account for. Protip to anyone reading: if your villain needs to have plot armor so the plot can continue with zero hitches, they're not a very good villain, and it's not a very good plot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I think FFXIV nailed it with "Remember us. Remember that we once lived." Lotta BBEGs, but that one really sticks in the brain.