this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Invite them to join in the festivities.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

All aboard for the brojob

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me: comes all over as well.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The trick is to not have friends.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beat my meat. That is a phrase I've not heard in a long time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But wait! There's more! We've thrown in other classics such as "choke the chicken", and "spank the monkey".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't forget "oil the one eyed gopher", or "wrangle the trouser snake".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

get cooler friends

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Player requirement is only 2 for soggy biscuit

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