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Guess I'll die (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

you break the windows

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will use wine to douse the fire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we're all good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can't see any more outta sight outta mind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Noot noot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

find an open Arch