this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Damn bards always coming up with new techniques.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Might work for Wizards but what about Sorcerers that Subtle Spell cast Power Word Kill?

Okay, I see how you would have to awkwardly keep your eyes open during kissing, but it would be possible.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've got an Aberrant Mind Sorcerer, he can just use Psionic Sorcery to hit em with a Dissonant Whispers, then use the attack of opportunity when they're running away to hit em with a melee attack

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

ass slapping is a melee attack

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am pretty sure they still can bite you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ha. And do a whopping 1 + STR damage? And since they're a wizard, that's probably 1 damage. I think you'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So in Pathfinder when I try to cast in melee and provoke an attack of opportunity this is what's actually happening? Neat!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, this is what's happening when they grapple you. Much more effective.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"So what class is your grappler build, fighter?"

"I'm a lover, not a fighter"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A ring of freedom of movement can deal with that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They can press sexual assault charges