+1 point for colour-matching the bath
-1 for not colour-matching the toilet
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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+1 point for colour-matching the bath
-1 for not colour-matching the toilet
Looking at the witness mark on the wall, i think it originally did
witness mark
Today I learned a new phrase.
Which explains the juxtaposition I came to comment on which is the toilet modern enough to have a pee flush button next to a rotary phone.
I can just picture the 1974 blue collar guy crawling under the house running the wire for this congratulating himself for being a genius. Absolutely something my dad would do.
In case of half an emergency?
"Hello? Rebecca? Can you bring me some toilet paper?"
We had a land line on the wall next to my parent's bathroom toilet at one house in 2006. I was always curious about it. It did not help that their bathroom was huge and the toilet was right as you walked in and walled on 3 sides.
That house also had a stripper pole on a platform in the loft.
I worked in a recording studio with a telephone in the bathroom. Famously, John Mellencamp used it once as a private place to make calls.
Ahoy-hoy?