canon

It's pronounced sanon btw

Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

My giant giraffe agrees.

If you're still unconvinced, say "G"

The letter starts with the J sound.

Checkmate atheists.

One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced "GIF" like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced "JFEG" like the P in Photography

Just droppin that in

Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.

You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.

I read that as "Yan-dolf".

I am not even making this up.

Anyone who uses the argument that Graphical is pronounced with a hard G sound needs to think about how they pronounce other acronyms, like SCUBA, NASA, LASER, SONAR, POG, SIM... the list goes on.

The creator of the GIF format says it's pronounced like Jiff, like the peanut butter.

He's wrong, even though he created the format.

Yandalf

And Elrond is Hispanic elf

comes back

Bilbo is gay!

dies

comes back

Nazgul are just men in dresses!

not canceled cause that's true

"Sauron's eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina"

All letters before A are silent.

Guess we need to remake the trilogy.

Without the R???

Gets back up, "also, his name is Jolam." Lies back down.

Ohh i see it's a geeraffe, a long necked animal.

And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.

He should also come out with some delicious spreads for toast, he could call them Jamdalf.

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Yandalf the Yrey

The genius Tolkien, ever generous, gestured for a round of gin martinis from his giant gentle giraffe. Over gentle murmurs from the crowd, I caught the gist of his speech: genuinely it’s pronounced Jandalf.