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My wife "sucks" (feddit.nl)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My WiFi sucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Same

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys are getting BJs?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Wait, you guys are getting clean floors?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Nah, that's a membership only business.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes! My wife uses straws, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

That sounds quite uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Your wife is a cock sucker. She sounds like a nice lady I hope you’re happy together

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I also suck... And swallow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

My! Man?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Like a vacuum!!

[+] [email protected] -6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/are_the_straights_ok

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The answer is no. No, we are not.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh, bleh. Always steered clear of that place, the name and overall vibe is wack

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Always steered clear of that place

I’m glad you were able to find a solution that works for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What do you have against blahaj?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I was talking about "Are the straights okay" specifically. Blahaj is chill

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

My thing with blahaj is that while its cool that trans people identify with it, the fact that theyre trying to make it universally only be a trans symbol is a bit problematic.

My family has a few and none of us are trans as far as we know. Theyre comfy and cuddly as fuck, and I feel like its something that should be for "everybody" and not just one particular community. Like a bring-us-all-together kind of thing.

To be clear, I'd have just as much of a problem with it if it were becoming a symbol for some other completely unrelated community too, so it's not the specific community claiming it I have an issue with (trans people are people, and a lot of y'all are really awesome)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

You sound a bit like those Christians complaining about how the gays stole the rainbow from God.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]