this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I believe it’s caused by a primate infection. Well, we’ll see whether the immune system flushes them out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

And it's gonna heat up to kill the organism causing the illness

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the only prescription is more cowbell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ding ding ding

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's a line and most of the plot from the first Kingsman movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Fever! Fever all through the night

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it's not a fever. It's just sitting under a big pile of invisible blankets. Get rid of the blankets and things would be fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends of what blankets we are talking about. Removing the atmosphere would be unwise

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We'd just get a new one made out of water vapor. I'm sure everything would be fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This guy sciences.