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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The average adult needs around 8-11 mg of zinc and 900 mcg of copper per day, a penny has about 240x more zinc and 69x more copper than the recommended daily value. So yeah, you’ll be golden with this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

You'll be golden with this

Only if his body is performing alchemy on the zinc and copper.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Good to know

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You don't need gold though!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

They used to treat TB with real gold dust in pills, mid 19th century. Just SAYIN

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Don't forget to add a few bills for fiber.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

An all-natural alternative to the COVID vaccine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Make sure there are a few pre 1964 US quarters in there, so you can get that sweet, sweet silver.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

A penny a day keeps the doctor away

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No. You need to spray paint them first to more natural colours so that tricks the eyes and thus the body into absorbing them.

And be careful for let me tell you of the very real pain of inflation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

make you stronger if you survive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago