this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

From what i know the things are 100% manually operated and don't have internet access.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

no internet access and no games on them.

Do they understand their target market at all?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's just Amazon don't see them profitable.

Alexa, put some Magic Flute by Mozart and stop XXXXXX. Put XXXXXX instead.

No, not that version, switch. You have my whole browsing history, and you still can't tell what version of a Magic Flute I like, you redacted thing.

There's some poetry in ending a life of frustration

to the tune of the most frustrating arrangement of a classic opera you can imagine.

There's some wish for life in me still. The one, that wants to put the right fucking record.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Meme aside, i would assume this creates a physically painless and comfortable death so any malfunction that could lower the comfort should be considered an issue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Read an article where it was described nitrogen was used to replace oxygen in the pod, which causes a quick and painless ending.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Security vulnerabilities: you are too tall and/or hefty to ride this ride