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[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Dude what, replace all of those with me skiing while my mouse jiggler keeps my slack status active lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is slack more intelligent than teams for this? With teams you can open a word doc and put something on the space bar and it'll keep you active

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Best to be jigglin.

[–] AgnosticMammal 1 points 7 months ago

You can also press and hold the arrow key on the Desktop. I assume this works because of keyboard based navigation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

This is my new New Year resolution. You got any good mouse jiggler recommendations?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

does slack seriously monitor mouse movements ? heavens above.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If needed just use a website. The electron app is just that + tracking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

does the web version set your status as 'active' ?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Surely a regular day should have a rubber ducky.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was getting emails about pull requests and issues all night. It's like some people just took advantage of everybody being outside of the house to code 😅

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why do you have a link to CC in your comment?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I don't know, waste of characters?

it's confusing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I was about to post a tshirt with their comment on Etsy, but the NC stopped me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I was about to post a tshirt with their comment on Etsy, but the NC stopped me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Oh, those are arms. I thought the moustache was a bit too stylish for the character.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At least we know how to make fun of ourselves.

Can't get dates, but we have humor. :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn't accurate at all!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Carnival is the "hacker" from mainstream news.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I actually got off my arse and did some productive programming over the Christmas break. Spent too long vegetating in front of the computer watching YouTube vids or playing games.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What is it on New year's? Beer with?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Here is the original source with better resolution.

Looks like a can of Tuborg beer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Nah programming is awesome 😎

The guy only looks unhappy on the outside, inside he's pleased to be programming lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Yes. Normally, the format shows when he realises he has to debug and collapses on the keyboard, but not this time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Very french french of you

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Bro what a lie

What birthday gifts ???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I would find it funny a couple of years ago. Nowadays, it feels kind of sad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Happy new year fixing family's setup!