this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Ok, I tilted my phone and shoved it up my butt... now what? I never get these memes, I must be getting old.

Edit: hold on someone's calling me...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

The pro strat is to first post something extremely controversial on twitter

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Now you get it, right?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Good soldiers follow orders.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

LMAO that's amazing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

(YOU HEARD US RIGHT!)

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

We'll fuck your wife!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Don't tell me what i can or can't do.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Don't fit :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I thought it was going to say The Game

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Boo! I just lost

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Reeling imagining the prolapse. I can't do width lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Not with that attitude you can't.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well I guess it is a good build up to a whole fist...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

On a Samsung Fold thats open to wide screen: Use one eye only. Two eyes makes it overlap, at least at the distance I held it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It works a lot better if you close one eye

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I am genuinely curious though about how this thing works, how does changing the angle make it readable?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

the perspective makes the text appear shorter, while staying the same width, which gives it normal text proportions. its hard to read when stretched out because your brain has to follow thin lines (next to each other) to form letters

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Shove it up your butt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You made me stand up and look down at my computer monitor. Up yours asshole!

[–] AgnosticMammal 2 points 10 months ago

I'd love to see one of these as a scannable barcode

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look from the charger port

Uhh, what

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They meant like this:

Only using one eye can also help in reading it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm reading this post through my charging port and I can't see anything

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/_rkwLrlJasM?si=MEidYrak0eJix3XQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/_rkwLrlJasM?si=MEidYrak0eJix3XQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.