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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (27 children)

The author calls it JIF. He intended it as Jif because he has butter fingers and like butter brand JIF.

I'm used to hard G though.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And British people made English, but they don't say anything right either.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I know he says it’s pronounced “jif”, but I just don’t care. It’s like “gift” without the t

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Let's be honest here, English does not have that level of consistency. "Women" is pronounced with an "i" for christ sake

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Say the word "though" in your head. Then add a "t" to it. Would you really argue that "though" and "thought" are pronounced the same simply because they're the same spelling save for a final "t"?

The easiest "rule" is that the creator can decide how to pronounce and spell it lol. Taking English rules that don't even apply 100% of the time to its own words and trying to hold made-up words to the same standards just sounds silly to me haha

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Hard G and soft G are both acceptable pronunciatiations, the only way to be wrong in the situation is to insist that your preferred way to pronounce it is the only correct way to pronounce it

Oh, except silent G. Silent G is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Gif you say so

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (8 children)

G in gif stands for graphics just like how P in jpeg stands for poto

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel that if you're going to bother people who pronounce it "Jiff" because Graphics, you have to also say "Sc-uh-bÆ" and "Lass-ear" and "ray-dare."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

G in gif stands for graphics just like how P in jpeg stands for potato

FTFY

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

English is phonetically inconsistent, you can find examples to support both ways of pronouncing it.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't really care for a logical explanation. JIF just sounds fucking stupid and yall know it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's how I feel about Giff though -- yuck what an ugly word.

I grew up eating Jif and we loved it

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I call it Jife just to piss off everyone.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And how do you pronounce giraffe? Giant?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (14 children)

I seen a guraffe at the zoo!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Man that's so clever and new. Like a giraffe drinking gin

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In English the correct way to pronounce something is the way that will most reliably communicate to your intended audience without ambiguity or distraction.

Since my intention is usually to convey my superior knowledge of trivia and/or to stir shit up, I pronounce it with a soft g.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This comment section is killing me lmao.

You have people saying that language is fluid, and that one person cannot decide which pronunciation is correct. Then, in that same comment, they say that their preferred pronunciation is obviously correct.

Hard g, soft g, you do you. It really doesn't change much.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is the reason I say Gesus and oh my Jod, now. Can't say everyone appreciates it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I say jif. But when heard someone say jithub instead of github i felt the cringe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I say it with a soft G. Fight me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

does it really matter? as long as you passed third grade reading comprehension you can use context from the conversation to understand that the person is talking about a moving image instead of a peanut butter brand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not this again....lol it's gif god damn it!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Gesus christ lemmy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Look, it’s not Jrafics Interchange Format.

Case closed.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (8 children)

The letter G itself is pronounced with the “j” sound.

I started out pronouncing GIF by saying the letters: “g-I-f.” It eventually shortens into “jif.”

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Jood Gob with this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Next thing people will be pronouncing SQL as "sequel" and then where will we be?

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