this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Granted. Electrons and Neutrons, along with all other subatomic particles and forced scaled equally, and you don't notice a difference anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I wonder if that'd actually work 🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Granted. Almost immediately, everything

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Everything what? Oh...