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Are you certain they care about weed? Maybe they're only looking for narcotics or meth. Especially since you're in a legal state.

Ask them to delay the test for two weeks after your hire. That way they don't waste the money testing when you'll know you'll fail for weed. Be upfront about it. Tell them that you quit as soon as you were hired and that weed isn't a big deal to you. You just smoked it with friends once in a while.

Not every company is a total asshole about weed. In the end they are real humans. They already hired you, and don't want to waste that time doing so. As long as you don't make them waste money on a test, they'll probably be happy you could test clean two weeks later.

Maybe I'm too optimistic.

Check out the Certo method, worked for me when I had to deal with a similar situation once upon a time. I did Certo (aka a brand name of Fruit Pectin) the night before and then a detox drink the morning of, but the detox drink was overkill, I could have just used creatine/B vitamins and more certo, probably.

You might try just getting a medical card, from my understanding at that point whether they test or not it doesn’t matter because it’s being “prescribed” by a doctor and now falls under a HIPAA thing.

I AM NOT AN EXPERT AND HAVE A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF THIS, DYOR

Vitamin B12 can help depending on how much and how often you smoke

There may be a quick fix, but you’ll have to google it. Just look for a quick fix for what you’re looking for.

Otherwise, cannabioids enter your bloodstream when you workout, so … don’t workout before the test. And you’ll need probably about 30 days.

Don't even try to pass. Give them synthetic urine.

Jazz detox has worked for me. Basically just drink so much water your piss is diluted.