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[–] [email protected] 142 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Communists shaking and crying right now.

Capitalism is a very common/popular tag for games on Steam. Of course, it's a fantasy version of capitalism where you can actually get ahead.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (3 children)

These games are tagged capitalism, but they use this wild version of capitalism where the person doing the work gets to keep the value their work creates. I think there's a name for that...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Usually in these games I tell workers to do the work, I'm just the guy giving orders.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (17 children)

Being fair, capitalism works great in games. The system necessarily determines a winner, there are no externalities inside of a video game, and the people whose labor you're profiting from are NPCs.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Just now I realized I'm the NPC in some rich asshole capitalists life.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Wake up sheeple 🐑

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

This is true for board games as well. The classic example being Monopoly.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

The only good capitalism sims are GameDevTycoon, which makes you complicit in the enshittification while playing a plagiarized game, and Roller Coaster Tycoon, which accurately depicts the tycoon mindset.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

0.01$ super salty fries, 80% ice 1500% overpriced drinks FTW

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

In the first game I remember charging about $5.00 or something for the bathroom. Easiest fake money I've ever made to fuel the construction of my psychopathic murder rides.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

RCT does a really good job emulating the massive desire to drown your guests that all tycoons eventually get.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (8 children)

The fun thing most of these games aren't even truly capitalist. City builders like Cities Skylines, Tropico and Anno have little or no free market and you're just in control of a centralized planned economy.

The only truly capitalist games I saw on that list are X4 and Offworld Trading Company since you play as a single private owner competing with others on the market.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

idk, space warlord organ trading simulator seems pretty spot on for late capitalism

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

The first game it has shown me is...

WORKERS & RESOURCES: SOVIET REPUBLIC

Gabe knows some irony

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My friends who play PDX games with me and know my politics sometimes tease me about the game using currency or referencing profitability. And then I remind them that we're all meticulously planning our economies with virtually nothing left for a privileged class to decide. And our decisions, though made in a context of imperialism, aren't being made for personal wealth but state power.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That is a really funny theme to pick

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

I hope next week is the Socialist and Communist Fest.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Tetris clone week would actually be pretty sick tbh

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (3 children)

when is valve gonna release capitalism 3?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (3 children)

3

What's that funny symbol?

- Valve

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I think it's some kind of indian luck rune

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I notice that 3 looks like a sideways ω, which is the symbol used to represent an ordinal number larger than all finite ordinal numbers.

In other words Valve might see 3 as essentially meaning infinity, and is thus unreachable. No matter how many new versions they make, they can never get to 3.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Right after Capitalism 2: Episode 2

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Upgraded to run on the new GoldSrc Engine 2

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (4 children)

jokes aside, it's just not a really attractive title.

I've played 48 hours in one of the games in there, Traveller's Rest, about running a tavern. It has money, supply, employees, trends etc. But I'm not enjoying it because Yay Capitalism! It's because when you're running your own cute shop with virtual money it's fun. I do like the genre, but being reminded of the systems that are causing a lot of real world shit is just a bad title.

But I guess "Business Sim Sale" wasn't flashy enough.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But I’m not enjoying it because Yay Capitalism! It’s because when you’re running your own cute shop with virtual money it’s fun.

You can run a private business without engaging in capitalist exploitation. That's something a lot of people would probably find enjoyable.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I mean they got our attention, so they've done it right ig

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Games showing us that it has never been about the monet/credits. It's about making and experiencing

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I keep noticing an alex jones game selling for 20 bucks on steam and wishing I had a way to deface it or harm him personally in some way

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Came across this game too. I took a peek in the discussions for the game and oh boy was that a trip. I’d suggest making some post in there about his court cases or something. IMO steam probably shouldn’t allow anything about jones on their storefront period.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Choices you can make before you sell a game called "Sex with Hitler."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

On the bottom right of the page, next to "Share" and "Embed," there's a flag icon. Click it, and you can report the product. I figured "Defamatory" was a likely category...

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Buy Kapital and Soviet Republic en masse

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Seize the means of unproductivity.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That’ll show those capitalist pigdogs!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Good point, piracy better

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I was confused until I saw the games for sale. Well played, Valve.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I considered uploading this as well, under the title "How to break a Gabe Loving Communist brain"

Glad to see I wasn't alone lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I'm anti-war and guns, I play a lot of war games and shooters.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Or just hoard your actual wealth like Scrooge McDuck and play openttd without paying a cent.

Probably a better game than 99% of that junk too.

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