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[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The biomatter just gets reconstituted in the replicators. Earl Gray, anyone?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I loved the line in Discovery when they're eating apples. "It's made out of our shit you know. Pretty good for shit."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Another quintessential Discovery quote...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

One of the reasons I love Discovery is that it outright addresses the things that exist in the universe that are never really brought attention to otherwise. Like Klingons having two dicks. We know that they had backup organs. The dick is a reproductive organ. I mean it makes sense that there would be a backup there too, especially given the insane hostility/violence of their species. That could be talked about by fans forever and speculated on it but it was Discovery that went "Two streams, case closed." and I fucking love them for that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Tea too "gamey" this morning?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Your tea, my *** the circle of life

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"Klingon Fisting Fiesta"? Did you mean Jadzias and Worfs honeymoon?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

That doesn't sound kinky enough for Jadzia.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That's what Worf does when Jadzia is away on mission.

Worf: "If you breathe a word of this to anyone, I will kill your entire extended family."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Depends on how many fists are involved

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean it makes sense when you think about it. The federation isn’t exactly going to go around advertising that they have the best f*** simulators on their flagship. Whereas Quarks is a literal Space Casino. Just because your company doesn’t block porn, doesn’t mean you should watch it on your work laptop, at least while you’re on duty.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Lower Decks is very clear about the wide range of uses of the holodeck, and their definition of Safe for Work has certainly progressed from 21st century standards.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you combine the idea of the holodeck with the logic of the purge from The Purge films, you could frame the holodeck as a way for people to express their darkest desires privately. Outside the holodeck, utopia exists.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wonder if the holodeck can handle modded Skyrim. Imagine one of the starfleet crew walking into that madness.

Would also be hilarious if they had a Star Wars program. "BRB, gotta go to the holodeck to blow off some steam"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That said, can we not keep doing dark and evil Star Trek, Mr. Goldsman?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The producers are making what they know, which is why it's bereft of hope.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bashir being caught by Garak playing James Bond shit and acting like he was in the middle of jerking off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well given its a james bond thing its basically that. we all know what happens when the sex pun named woman shows up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, since the computer isn't sentient, it's still basically masturbation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Tell that to Vic.