Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

358 readers

106 users here now

This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

No bigotry
Be nice to each other

[email protected]

founded 8 months ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

Pet Rock: Internet Edition (lemmy.inbutts.lol)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

4 comments fedilink hide all child comments

A wifi-enabled pet rock with a subsurface LED display (so it looks like a normal Pet Rock when it's not on). It behaves as a smart bulb / display with programmable color, brightness, and animation that can be triggered by webhooks or services like IFTTT.

top 4 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

My friend, this is shitty million dollar ideas. This could be the next tamagotchi.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

honestly, sounds like a worthy extension of many products that do this kinda thing. 'notification devices'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

bro don't even not.

a smart lamp (or he'll just a regular lamp) that doesn't look like a candelabra?

take my monkey!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The board would like to know how we can incorporate AI into this.