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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lmao is it just me or is the entirety of Hawaii lit the fuck up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How could it „be just you“?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess a better phrasing would be “do my eyes deceive me or is the entirety of Hawaii lit the fuck up”

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Apparently, aliens are very interested in anglophone countries

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Our senses and brains are remarkably easy to fool. Stage magicians even make a career out of making us think we've seen things we haven't.

How many times have you seen a shadow, or a silhouette and thought it was a person/monster/whatever? Our brains are wired to see familiar things in unfamiliar circumstances, and it bases it on things we're familiar with. UFO sightings follow predictable patterns based on what style or shape of "alien ship" are biggest in pop culture at the time. We conjure up monsters we saw in movies, or read about in books or magazines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Turns out they love guns

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Aliens clearly speak English.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We have a lot of nuclear weapons........

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Damn, I guess they really are going to land on the White House lawn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The United States has a big and powerful enough military to defeat god and enough nukes to do it 8 more times, of course aliens want to investigate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Speculative. Why do you assume Aliens with the technology to travel this far would see nuclear weapons as a threat to them?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sad to see so many dots around newfoundland but I'm also not that surprised lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sad to see so many dots around newfoundland but I’m also not that surprised lol

Not a lot of people know this, but until they invent interstellar jet engines the aliens have to stop in Gander to refuel before going on to the US.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"No, Dean, you were just drunk again"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No but it 's different this time!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

they do the most interesting buttholes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

cause : effect; believing in things that don't exist, seeing things that don't exist. a casually religious friend says he's not worried about dying. expects to just wake up in heaven

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

they aren't interested in here, they are from here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Let me guess, the source for this image is a US/western UFO reporting organization.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Aliens from outer space" sighted frequently over areas of the world where fictional media depicting aliens from outer space is widespread. Hmm. Shocker.

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