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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You should really be careful with that as you might just invoke some ancient powers through an obscure string of characters. I'm not saying cthulu.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There are worse things out there than Great Old Ones. You might invoke Perl by accident.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Come now; Perl is one of the Great Old Ones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Perl is what the Great Old Ones are afraid of, for It is so vast and powerful that even a Great Old One cannot comprehend Its true power.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Can we stop using that word now please ☠️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Sounds like someone has Perl Traumatic Stress Disorder. 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Oh, sure, of course, my apologies. I hope my repeated utterances of the word will not summon Raku.

...fuck, I said it out loud.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's real java bytecode. Fun fact; it ends at the first terminator byte. It won't summon any demons worst it will do is blow up your minecraft base.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Just add the letters MZ in front, paste it all in Notepad, save file as .exe, then run it.

Sit back and relax.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

The ultimate test for a Lemmy reader app: does it seg fault?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I'm impressed that didn't cause a segmentation fault.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

This post may have crashed Voyager twice... Once when scrolling by it, again when trying to reply. I don't know why I can reply now.

Edit: lol I know why. My app auto updated at the same time I clicked reply. Perfect timing. Scrolling crash still unexplained though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

bobby tables xkcd

I specifically had to make sure not to use code which could be interpreted in a malicious way just in case this happened.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It hasn't happened much, but i've loved the few real life versions of this strip that have happened with people posting it as a response

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

At first I cried because I thought I ruined someone's day, but then I saw what post it was on and now i'm laughing like an imp.