Amen, brother. I'm only 46. I hopefully have decades of fuckups left in me.
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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Uncle Duke
As an optimist, I tend to believe that my most spectacular failures are still ahead of me.
Things that destroyed me in my 20s I just shrug at now in my 30s. It’s like a drug. I have to fuck up harder now. Maybe on a national scale…