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Has anyone ever lady and the tramp-ed the three corners of a pizza slice? (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Polymathematics has solved the 3-smooching problem, but whether this solution can be generalized into an N-smooching solution is yet unknown.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It would have to be thin crust. You wouldn't want a stretching bouthful on the way.

Square-cut would make it even easier, but you'd need 4.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of the people has to chew faster

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Poly relationships are all about balance, I'm told. Balance and communication, but hopefully not the latter because that would be talking while eating which is gross.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Body communication, maybe? Chewing in morse code?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

new life goal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I imagine you could cut as many corners as you like but eventually somebody is gonna want pineapple lol