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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They knew.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They didn't even put an apostrophe on "dicks" so they're just flat out saying pizza before at least your second dick doesn't count

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah just like every other place that calls themselves Dick’s and plays off the name.

Like Dick’s burgers in Seattle where their whole thing is a bag of burgers and they say “eat a bag of Dick’s”.

Or Dick’s last resort, a chain of places where their whole schtick is that the servers all act like a bunch of dicks to you and insult you and shit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

"I just had this really great pizza"

"you should go eat some dicks, then tell me how you feel"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There have been so many versions of this by now that I feel like you have to step it up a bit to be novel, anymore.

Literal Fucking Cocks' Pizza: You haven't eaten pizza until you've shoved Literal Fucking Cocks in your mouth!

Edit: Alternately, XYZ Seafood Place gave me a venereal disease!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Every order comes with extra sausage

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Guess i'll never eat pizza again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I've never eaten pizza

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Fellas, is it gay to eat Pizza?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It's my Dicks in a box!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Time to eat a bunch of dicks!