Once you go black, you never go back.
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2023
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Once you go brown, it is hard to sit down.
I wonder if this saying can cause racism in insecure men by fear of dick inadequacy.
You can pull a "reverse michael jackson" to increase your um... size... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IDK, can I still be a femboi if the size isn't cute?
I put a ziptie in the root and it's now black. How do I get the size?
This will make you go hmm until you take .1 second to think about it and realize that Twix wouldn't offer more chocolate for the same price and neither would any other company, for what amounts to a joke a 12 year old heard from his uncle in the south.
The picture always has the dark Twix broken and added to a longer piece to make it appear longer. Your main clue should've been that the packaging is the exact same fucking size. Your second clue should've been the break at the 1/3 mark of the dark twix.
Hey buddy it's a joke on the internet. It's not that serious.
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but the internet is serious business
It's true. Al Gore didn't invent the internet for silliness
He didn't get the name Gore by gently massaging his enemies
Nice Job! Spitted my coffee in the office and everybody is watching me.
While it's a joke on the internet, it's been done at least once a month. It's no longer a joke, it's redundant.
hmmm.
Holy hell, your username.
Wht's th prblm?
So many wrinkles in any case...
Is it racist if you make fun of how white people have smaller dicks in average?
Considering all the data collected that says thats incorrect, no, it's just a joke.
That's ... just a coincidence. Move on, nothing to see here...
Thanks for the good laugh 😁