this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
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[–] stoy 51 points 6 months ago

This picture would have been far, far better if the guy was wearing the oxygen mask, while still an obvious fake, it would look much better

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That’s FAA trying to replicate and document yet another Boing disaster.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (3 children)

i think i found the problem. planes aren't supposed to go 'boing'.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

:). Not correcting that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

No , apparently they go boing 24/7 ;)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Routine check if all the doors are still there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I giggled but I’d also like to point out that the -800 and -800 Max are different planes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As in, one comes with doors included, but with the other they require a monthly subscription?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

At first you think it is totally fake, but then you start thinking how that picture was done in the first place?

I guess the background was replaced.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (4 children)

The frame of the window he is leaning out of is gone. So this plane was probably receiving maintenance, guy saw the window was removed, grabbed a selfie stick, took the photo, then shopped it onto a sky background. Plane has to be still, not only because this would be extremely hard, if not physically impossible to do, but dude's hair isn't even in motion.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

The cockpit windows open on either side so that the pilots can clean the windshield easily on the ground, and then also to serve as an emergency exit with a rope ladder can be dropped out

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

if not physically impossible

It would be physically impossible. The pilot would be pulled out from the window

There's some case(s?) where this has happened when a window has broken in the cockpit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Oh yeah, I am aware. I just don't know for sure it would be impossible to overcome those forces. Most likely not, but don't know off the top of my head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

You can wind the side windows down in most aircraft, it's how they do things like clean the windscreen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The several hundred mile per hour wind would make holding a camera on a stick steady impossible

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also it's a 737, that's flying with most bits attached? Doesn't seem very credible.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The door is still attached, obvious fake is obvious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Godammit. Take my blue arrow.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Yeah last time this came up (the image was over five years old) the conclusion was that the photo was taken on the ground and the background was replaced.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

By piecing together different aspects from multiple pics - the plane, guy, stick etc. all being real but then clouds added later, covering up landing gear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

all i know is the windows dont line up with the plane

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yet another reason to switch to Linux

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The fact that the number of people in this post, who believe this picture is a fake is not zero, is very concerning to me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you think you can open the front window of a 737 above the clouds and the only thing that happens is that your tie is slightly blown to the side then you have a very limited grasp of reality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I have a very voluminous grasp of reality, my friend. As you can see, those are NOT clouds, it is fog. And the plane is clearly cruising super slow (the clouds arent moving in the picture) allowing a hotshot pilot to roll down the windows--like in a car or a bicycle I bought off Wish--and that is why elements in the picture can happen in real physics. I am with @[email protected] :

it is a real picture.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That dude's got a strong grip.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Coomer grip be like

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

You could take a picture like this. It's not impossible. I'm not saying this one is real or not.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

"in general, the cruising speed of a 737 is around 500-600 mph (800-970 km/h)."

Hurricane force wind is 74 mph (119 km/h)

An EF-5 tornado (top of the scale) is any with wind speeds of over 200 mph (322 km/h).

Here's a quote I found about a tornado (unknown rating):
"I've seen bits of straw embedded in telephone poles. Like all the way through. Something as flimsy as a piece of dried grass hurled with enough force to pierce through wood and come out the other side"

The jet is up to three times that speed. That selfie stick would be in multiple pieces in multiple people, pretty much instantly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I was just thinking his face would look like a cartoon character with its face in a desk fan. Dog hanging its head out the window.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Is that the true air speed or indicated air speed? The pressure can make quite a difference to how much wind you feel for a given speed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Even indicated airspeed at takeoff would be 180-200 knots, or 230 mph, which is still an F4 tornado and far in excess of any hurricane.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

He's clearly not driving his plane at 600mph. And there isn't a tornado in the picture so the selfie stick and the hay are fine up there. It's real. Bigfoot, not real. 9/11, real. Vampires, not real. Pokemon, real.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is 100% possible. But god damn it would hurt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No it is not. That window cannot be opened in flight. It is not locked or anything it is just physically impossible for it to be opened due to pressurized differences.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Kinda looks like there is no window there in the first place, the metal edges are missing. Probably being replaced and the pilot saw his chance to make a funny photo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It is impossible and it is fake.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

It's real bro, try it yourself if you are so skeptical.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I want to see the selfie stick that cab withstand this, for research purposes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Should have the twin towers reflecting in the windshield.

[–] therealjcdenton 4 points 6 months ago