Asklemmy

OK, well I guess if water isn't allowed at all then I'll have to go with the Dehydrated Water canister from Space Quest 1

Apple juice with a good amount of milk.

Pure ethanol. If I'm gonna die of dehydration I might as well have fun doing it.

My favourite drink after water (which is genuinely my favourite drink) is coffee. I don't think, however, that I would like to only drink coffee, so I suppose I will have to choose tea. Especially if I can have any variant

If I have to choose specifically then I'll say decaf Yorkshire tea.

If we're allowing categories, I'd probably go for smoothies. There's enough variety in them that I wouldn't get bored and it's got a good amount of water in it so I won't die.

water 2

Liquid Dihydrogen Monoxide with a few crystaline samples of more Dihydrogen Monoxide

I be ded.

Ayran.

Coconut water. So refreshing.

Coffee. Coffee is my life blood.

Where my Yerba Mate homies at?

Piss.

Are we assuming the drink magically has no calories or other negative effects?

I'd choose white wine if it doesn't get me drunk (and as long as it still tastes good and not shitty like alcohol free wine. And also as long as there's no social repercussions from drinking wine all day.)

If the drink keeps all it's normal properties then I'd choose green tea.

Man, it had want to be a HUGE drink! What happens if I run out?!

I'd say Coke Zero, but technically this is just a "water with some chemicals in it" goof, and therefore not allowed.

Whole milk

Polar seltzer. That's sparkling water, is that ok?

If “drinks that contain water” are not allowed, then nothing. I will die of thirst.

Carbonated water. Leave it open for a while.

Tea. If I need to choose a type, Green Tea.

Some herbal tea. Mint would probably be best. It's what I drink most of the time anyway.

Coconut water!!!!!!

Birch sap is my first thought, but I might get tired of the sweet. Some kind of tea then, maybe rooibos. It's sweet of savoury as the occasion demands.