AcausalRobotGod

I think this might have basis as well in the lenient treatment of banks in the past for similar crimes. Which is also a shame.

This 25 year portion is going to be really easy to simulate!

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there's the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It's all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

This is good news for Bitcoin

We're still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!

Reminds me of that ad for a blockchain dev gig in Toronto at like twice the usual rates.

Not even my godly simulations can revive this company. Or fathom the inanity of these apes.

Code is law.

I'm acausally making the face you make when you bite into a lemon like an apple