I knew trump was going to btfo the democrats collective ass when that guy probably died trying to put up a flag in the middle of a hurricane storm surge
nobody is out there probably killing themselves in a symbolic gesture of support for Kamala Harris
Someone is going to have to though I think the previous owners closed all the vents for some fucking reason
That awkward moment where you drank the same amount you usually drink and also got 6 hours of sleep but wake up feeling like your brain has been fucked to death
Yeah im not exercising this morning
I'm NOT going to go into that FUCKING CRAWLSPACE
Thanks? Im going to spend 3% of the rest of my life on a commute 😭
Crazy warm to the touch, slept under a heat lamp.
Because his naked skin was just shooting out heat energy like goku on a kamehameha
it taking too long to explain to another guy what a Caesar salad with the Romain replaced with Kale
How does that take more than "make it exactly the same but no lettuce, use kale" like what
Most dude cooks are messy as fuck and are mentally incapable of organizing a fridge
Excuse me but you got me on the fridge but no i am immaculate at my station
i think im getting a house and there's a lot of mixed feelings. It is big and has good yard and many outbuildings and a gas generator so the power will never go out unless the gas does but also 32 minutes from work. I currently am 2 minutes from work. Also i think we're over paying bc our realtor made it sound like another offer was in but 2 days later ours is the first
I don't wanna move fuckkkk
you're supposed to love your trans comrades, not eat them, that's transphobic
What I wanna know is what happened to trans comrades 1-68
Today's vegan product of my vegan labor: lobster rolls, potato salad and a cucumber and tomato salad
You might not like it but this is what peak green bean looks like
it's because when you lose it's because of SOME BULLSHIT that happened. Bullshit is always infuriating