[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

what with the tater-tots and "alpha" male shite)

I don't know, but it scares and confuses me too

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Happy birthday! Did you have cake? Woolies mud cake? If not then I suggest you have another birthday tomorrow, with woolies mud cake

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

I don't disagree, there are some limited but valid reasons to leave a home vacant. As long as it's cheaper to have somebody living in a house than just hoarding as much land as possible, that's probably what people will do

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Sure. The commercials you linked predate me by longer than I've been alive, and in any case I don't pay much attention to people who are in commercials

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I don't hear the resemblance to the first one, only the second

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Lol I swear I did write "isn't", my phone often tries to tell me I mean "don't when I really mean "do" or vice versa, but changing "isn't" to "is" is new

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Nah don't think so. This one was more like this (minus the "evacuate as directed"). But this one sounds like that dude

[-] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I don't know what copehard or who Pete Smith is, but I'm pretty sure the alarm tones and voices are standardised across Australia. It's the same one that the occasional uni and shopping centre evacuation videos posted on r/Melbourne had, and I'm pretty sure it's the same one that was in the Bondi junction videos

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Since it just happened so is fresh in my memory, I guess I'm grateful that my building isn't on fire and the firies cleared it in about 10 minutes. But that feels like cheating, so I'm grateful for the views up on the rooftop, and having a Barbie and a chat with the old LT up there

FFS autocorrect I wrote "isn't", do not change that to "is" you stupid robot

[-] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

That doesn't sound like a great idea, but apartments are all built to fire resistance standards, so as long as the builders and building inspectors did their job, and your building was built this century, you should be safe, at least until the firies do a walk through and tell you to get out. In hindsight, flying out as quickly as I did was probably a bad idea. If there was a fire and it was in front of my door I'd've been pretty screwed since I was out the door before the door was even properly open.

Also I ran down the stairs, and I'd just polished off a nice big bowl of ice cream so I'm not feeling too great now

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Spoilers: no.

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Not really anything special, but I thought I'd post it anyways.

The first thing I noticed was route 112, followed by the lack of a route 58, and then the info website being metlinkmelbourne

Congrats to DavidDoesLemmy for guessing the year, and shoutout to Duenan for getting close

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Correct answer: 2011. Congrats to DavidDoesLemmy for getting it! If anybody's curious about the unredacted map, I've posted it here.

I blurred out the issuance date for obvious reasons, but can anybody determine the approximate date from the map design and routes?

Found it in the info book for the hotel I'm currently staying at and thought it might make a good game!

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explanationGoogle's phone app looks at all phone numbers you call and tries to match them to a business in Google maps. Evidently somebody added PTVs phone number to a public toilet (possibly inside a train station?), so google now thinks PTV is a public toilet.

Cruel, but accurate and hilarious.

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Article text:

Melbourne’s tram network will be handed over to a new operator at the end of this year, with promises of improved reliability and customer service on the world’s largest light-rail system.

Victorian Public Transport Minister Gabrielle Williams announced on Friday morning that Keolis Downer’s contract will not be renewed after running the network for the past 14 years.

French outfit Transdev and Chinese-government-owned construction giant John Holland will take over from December 1 and run it for nine years under a contract worth $6.8 billion.

Williams said the new contract includes strict benchmarks for service performance, and new technology would be rolled out to give passengers better real-time information about tram arrivals.

“Melbourne is home to the largest tram network in the world and this new contract will make sure our trams continue to move Victorians around safely, quickly and easily,” Williams said

Transdev and John Holland outbid Keolis Downer and another shortlisted consortium led by Melbourne-based SkyBus owner Kinetic.

Public Transport Users Association spokesman Daniel Bowen said he hoped the new operator would deliver better real-time arrival information and improve cleanliness and punctuality.

However, he said it was up to the state government to deliver the network’s most pressing upgrades: accessible low-floor trams and stops, on-road priority so trams aren’t delayed by traffic, and more frequent services – particularly in the evenings.

“You’re waiting on most routes 30 minutes between services on Sunday evening – that’s up to the government to commit to fixing,” Bowen said.

John Holland, which is building Victoria’s Metro Tunnel and the West Gate Tunnel Project, is currently a partner in Metro Trains.

Metro’s contract was due to expire at the end of 2024. But the state government extended it by 18 months in 2023 to mid-2026, to avoid changing operators during testing for the new Metro Tunnel, which is due to open in 2025.

Last month, the Allan government granted Metro another 18-month extension, meaning it will run the train network until at least November 2027.

Rail Tram and Bus Union Victoria secretary Vik Sharma said he welcomed the government’s commitment to service improvements through the new contract, which “members have long been waiting for”.

“This is positive news for members’ job security and opportunities into the future, supported by additional training for staff to support our diverse travelling community,” Sharma said.

Transdev operates transit systems in 19 countries and was part of a consortium that ran Yarra Trams from 1999 to 2009. It also ran about one-third of Melbourne’s bus network from 2013 to 2022.

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