YOLO
Happy birthday! Did you have cake? Woolies mud cake? If not then I suggest you have another birthday tomorrow, with woolies mud cake
I don't disagree, there are some limited but valid reasons to leave a home vacant. As long as it's cheaper to have somebody living in a house than just hoarding as much land as possible, that's probably what people will do
Sure. The commercials you linked predate me by longer than I've been alive, and in any case I don't pay much attention to people who are in commercials
I don't hear the resemblance to the first one, only the second
Lol I swear I did write "isn't", my phone often tries to tell me I mean "don't when I really mean "do" or vice versa, but changing "isn't" to "is" is new
I don't know what copehard or who Pete Smith is, but I'm pretty sure the alarm tones and voices are standardised across Australia. It's the same one that the occasional uni and shopping centre evacuation videos posted on r/Melbourne had, and I'm pretty sure it's the same one that was in the Bondi junction videos
Since it just happened so is fresh in my memory, I guess I'm grateful that my building isn't on fire and the firies cleared it in about 10 minutes. But that feels like cheating, so I'm grateful for the views up on the rooftop, and having a Barbie and a chat with the old LT up there
FFS autocorrect I wrote "isn't", do not change that to "is" you stupid robot
That doesn't sound like a great idea, but apartments are all built to fire resistance standards, so as long as the builders and building inspectors did their job, and your building was built this century, you should be safe, at least until the firies do a walk through and tell you to get out. In hindsight, flying out as quickly as I did was probably a bad idea. If there was a fire and it was in front of my door I'd've been pretty screwed since I was out the door before the door was even properly open.
Also I ran down the stairs, and I'd just polished off a nice big bowl of ice cream so I'm not feeling too great now
I don't know, but it scares and confuses me too